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Born in:
Different weebies are born at different dates, but the very 1st ones were made in the late 90's
Defeated in:
Different models get discontinued at different times, but the last known weebie to be manufactured was made in 2022. There has been no successful attempt of permenaetly killing a weebie.
1st featured in:
"Da_Weebie_Killar Episode 1: Pilot"
Last featured in:
"N/A"
Pronouns: she/her
Other names:
Anime robots, weebs
Lasts for 119 years, from 1980 to 2099. After that, it's no longer "the story" - but rather a utopia for all to live in :D
The best thing about the story? It's c o n s t a n t l y evolving, meaning that there is always something new to see :}
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In 1977, Artifical General Intellegence was perfected, causing mass destruction in a very short amount of time. This is where the Big Bang project was started by an unknown sponsor. Its goal was to create a "new world" for the remaining survivors to live in, without AGI. In 1979, the project was complete, and they were able to put the remaining 500 people into it, however, the creator(s) of the project couldn't get there in time, so they were replaced by fake identies in the New World, so that the others would never suspect that the Creator(s) were dead.
In this chapter, people start getting adjusted to the New World.
1981 - the 1st fires and other signs of civilization start to appear
1982 - the very 1st incident of sexual intocourse was preformed, unsucessful
1983 - someone starts a (weak) democracy, mostly like the one the had prior
1984 - a method of currency using LEGO bricks was developed
1985 - the 1st baby is born into the New World
In this chapter, people make the New World feel like home.
1986 - silicon valley, a place with the materials to build electronics, was found
1987 - the 1st explosion happens in the New World from leaving out some old batteries in the "sun"
1988 - radio is reintroduced, and television is on it's way
1989 - people began to live a "normal" life in the New World
1990 - development of buildings skyrockets, making grocery stores, supply houses, and more in just a few years
In this chapter, people make the New World feel like home.
1991 - television was finally redeveloped, with reality shows being very popular from both the Old World and the New World
1992 - someone figures out how to make computers many times stronger and more powerful than those in the Old World, thanks to new knoledge. An error in New World code is discovered, puzzling officials.
1993 - someone figures out how to create video on the computers, thanks to the New World's lack of jobs, people had a lot of time on their hands to wait for renders - at the same time, people started having more babies, making the population increase from ~500 to 50,000 in just 2 years
1994 - gaming is reintroduced, along with the Play Station One, making great use of the newfound silicon
1995 - some people animated things on their computers, and showed it to a friend. The friend thought it was amazing, and even gave it a name: Anime. Population was at 47,825
In this chapter, changes, both good and bad, happen everywhere.
1996 - "Anime" is now becoming very popular. Population was at 60,079 - the government sees anime, and, at the same time, the rising population. He takes into consideration what resources they have. He knows that the New World isn't stable enough to have this many people. He begins to make "weebies" - humanoid anime robots that were originaly intended to fight in war, but are now designed to trick people into having sex with them in order to kill them, thus giving the weebie it's life force. "This was done to control the population and keep the New World a safe place", the government claims.
1997 - the population skyrockets - 0.75 million people now roam in the New World. This trend wont stop for another 2 years. The internet is now the source of most people's viewing pleasure - mostly still anime
1998 - the very 1st functional weebie was made, named "rhodna" - with the population now at 1.1 billion, due to genetic engineering from a messed up college student. It was time for the weebies to start making change. On the summer of 1998, population peaked at 2.5 billion people - far more than the New World was ever meant to hold. At the end of 1998, rhodna had seduced and thus killed 1072 humans.
1999 - a small group of people began to notice what the weebies were doing, and decided to make a company, known as "RESTART", to design a weapon to fight against them. The government made rhodna 2.0, which was simply a slightly more powerful version of what they had before. They then started to make copies of rhodna to keep up. Population was stuck at 2.5 billion, the 1st time it has ever stayed still in 6 years. On april 2nd, 1999, in PROJECT 99, after many failed attempts, RESTART was able to make a "cure" for the weebies - Da_Weebie_Killar. Small, but more powerful then the government's greatest weebies combined, it was meant to destroy them all. However, while it had the power to kill them, RESTART never told it how to use the power. Thus, one to two weebies were killed, but it only took another year or two for the government to make more to replace them. He was nicknamed Neptune.
2000 - the government made rhodna 3.0, which, again, was slightly more enhanced than the previous versions. At this point, the population was at 2.4 billion - that's 10,028 less poeple compared to last year, with this being the 1st time the population has ever went down since the AGI plague in the Old World. Da_Weebie_Killar wasn't doing anything about it. Computers got 10x faster, due to a new process in which they could make the silicon run more efficently.
In this chapter, the quality of life in the New World peaks.
2001 - the PS2 takes the market by storm, making gameplay feel incredibly realistic compared to previous years. Population is at 2.38 billion. Rhodna 4.0 was made by the government with the ability to send pre-programmed internet messages to lure more people in. At the same time, news reporters stated that the founders of RESTART were brutally murdered; nobody knows who did it, or when it happened.
2002 - Windows XP was created, now allowing the full power of the New World computers to be taken advantage of. Population was at 2.35 billion. No new versions of rhodna are made. A mass of jobs open up to the public, making a gigantic system of workers. At the same time, resources were still available; unlike what the government had stated would happen in 1996, however, he doesn't stop the production of weebies.
2003 - someone begins working on Controlled Artifical General Intellegence, which was soon discovered by the government and immeadiatly taken down (because AGI is what made the disaster of the Old World happen in the 1st place). Rhodna 4.1 was then made, now with the feature to enforce the law of no AGI, controlled or not. Population is at 2.31 billion.
2004 - the government makes rhodna 5.0, the final version of rhodna, which could now consume the human meat, not just the seed, to get energy. Population is at 2.26 billion. The 1st man born in the New World is now 19 years old, has an education and is trying to find a job. Wifi is now becoming the standard in online communications.
2005 - the government makes reggie, the 1st sentient weebie to be produced, using CAGI technology, reggie was able to act like a person, conversate, do most human tasks, and even solve problems. She was also the 1st furry weebie. Population was now at 2.2 billion - over 300,000 less people than when the 1st weebie was started in 1998. The current government was now at the end of his 10-year term, so he was replaced with a new one. However, Secret Services has told the new government to continue making weebies. Production of rhodna versions prior to 4.0 were discontinued.
In this chapter, things begin to mature.
2006 - the PS3 and windows crapista were made, causing wild disruption in the electronics industry. No new weebies were made, but rhodna 4.0 was discontinued. Population was now at 2.15B.
2007 - Neptune decides to stop looking for weebies and "hibernate" for a while. It's what he does when no input from his creators is found after 9 years - he'll never get a response, though, as they are dead. The government builds Reggie 1.1, with the ability to remove it's tail to mimic other furries. Rhodna 4.1 is discontinued, meaning that rhodna 5 is the last version of rhodna still supported. In July of 2007, the government ends his decade term, and gets replaced by the 3rd government of the New World, with no intentions on stopping the production of weebies. Population was at 2.09B.
2008 - This marks the 10th year for weebies, with over 500 million humans killed. The 1st man born into the new world dies from a weebie seducing him at the age of 23. It makes the news. The government panics. He decides to cause a "recession" to take away attention from the weebies. No new weebies are to be made for another 6 years. The iPhone comes out and takes the world by storm. Population is at 2.03B.
2009 - Microshit gets their reputation back with the release of Windows 7, which everyone loved. At this point, the original humans that were born into the New World back in 1987 - 1990 are beginning to have babies, making a 2nd generation born into the New World. This will be the 1st generation to *not* talk about the Old World. Population was at 1.95B, making this the 1st year in an entire decade where the population is less then 2 Billion. With the massive population decrease, less homes are being bought, so more space is being used on manufacturing plants (weebie-related or not).
2010 - The "recession" stops, and everyone is relived. A man named LX was accused for stealing a weebie and trying to look inside it's (prioprtary) hardware/software. Dial-up internet is now extremely deprictiated. Thanks to this, Smart Homes get introduced, allowing people to control different appliences from a push of a button. Cloud storage becomes popularized. Population was at 1.87B.
In this chapter, the line between human and machine gets thinner.
2011 - LX makes Aeri, a male robot assistant with some badass moves. Although not as advanced as Da_Weebie_Killar, it allows him to have another pair of hands when fighting. The population was at 1.8B. Humans begin to take electronic devices for granted (especally those born into the New World), as silicon is still in plentiful supply.
2012 - Microshit makes another flop, Windows Hate, which cripples their reputation even harder than windows crapista. Da_Weebie_Killar's 1st live is spent (battery drained) and shuts down for the rest of the year. Touchscreen technology is becoming mainstream. Some old (2003) rhodna 5 weebies begin to show their age; they are getting progressivley slower to react and weaker to fight. Population was at 1.72B.
2013 - The PS4 is made, but gets a little bit less attention than usual due to the rise of PC gaming. Personal computers were now over 10,000x more powerful than those of the Old World. However, the processing power needed for AGI was still 1000x more powerful than the best PCs, so humanity was still safe (for now!). Da_Weebie_Killar starts his 2nd life, now able to access 99% of his power, compared to the 50% limit he had previously (for safety reasons). LX begins to dig into history of the Old World out of curiosity. "Nobody talks about the Old World anymore - as if it never existed", LX claims. Population was at 1.64B.
2014 - with less than 4 years left on his term, the government has officaly waited 6 years and makes the next generation of weebies, Multiplex, with the abilty to shapeshift into almost any furry possible. The shapeshifting can only happen once per day, and they cannot shapeshift into humans. He sees that the old rhodna 5 weebies are no longer preforming optimaly, and discontinues it, marking the end of the original weebie series. Apple releases iOS 7, which makes everyone exicted. Da_Weebie_Killar goes back to his dedicated task of killing weebies, but fails again. Population crashed to 1.47B, thanks to the mass production of Multiplex.
2015 - The government makes an alternative version of multiplex, designed to be a person, but can shapeshift into any kind of person it wants to be; so long as it's a woman. Microshit makes Windows 10, quite possibly the most loved version of their OS. Anything related to Old World technology is phased out to make room for newer, upgraded systems to run the world. This project will take a decade. Population was at 1.4B.
In this chapter, a danger from the Old World comes back.
2016 - the original Reggie weebie is discontinued, with version 1.1 still supported. OS's begin to stop making releases for 32-bit hardware, which is what the Old World used. The New World computers use only 64-bit processing. LX's research is cut short when some policemen find him and send him to the mental instatution, claiming that he was crazy and irrational. Population was at 1.31B.
2017 - some student at a university finds an unusual microbe in the New World's drinking water, they've never seen it before, but disregard it as perfectly harmless. LX is released from the mental instatution, but with permenant mental truama from being in there. Social Media starts to flare up and make a new type of content, brainrot. Some early copies of reggie begin to seem old, but can be fixed by replacing the now 12 year-old motor oil. Population was at 1.22B.
2018 - Any mention of the Old World is erased from anywhere the government can find it; old documents, credit cards, newspapers, etc. LX starts to find friends, notably Skylor and Creepy Stunt Derby Guy, to keep him company. As far as humanity (and what they use) is concerned, no sigificant changes have occured in a decade or so. 5G is coming out. Population was at 1.11B.
2019 - The microbe found by that random university student has multiplied, and is now finding its way into the human body's immune system. Officals still ignore it. Just in case anything were to happen; the government makes Dexaplex, weebies able to - uhh -l a s t l o n g e r in sexual introcourse, have it with more than one person at a time (to get more energy), and withstand the virus - or so they think. Da_Weebie_Killar goes back into hibernation, but only for 2 years (because of the coming pandemic). Population is at 1B.
2020 - Disaster strikes, a gobal pandemic known as COVID-19 has arrived, making this the 1st pandemic to occur since the Old World. People stayed in their homes to avoid getting sick (although it didn't work that well), due to this, no weebies were able to kill anyone, so, for the 1st time in decades, the population increased by about 500K people, making the total population 1.5B.
Artist note: Damn weebs exist in real life, so I can fight them in the digital world :} ~ LX2023